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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour technical slide deck is just a manual for your replacement.
Expert in quoting 5nm wafers to people who aren't listening.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing hardware deals without the lunch meetings.
wheee!you▸ CHIPSPEC NEGOTIATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates price discovery and contract signing
You explain complex chip architectures to skeptical buyers and manage long supply chain negotiations for high-end silicon orders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing about their actual budget requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI generates real-time technical specifications for every possible client inquiry.
Month 4
Smart models replace your guessing game on Q3 sales targets.
Month 10
Interactive avatars answer technical questions during the sales meeting.
Month 16
Legal bots automatically negotiate terms without human ego involved.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system finishes the deal while you are still commuting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4 percent
Cold call conversion
120 hours
Hours spent on Q3 forecasting
14 terms
Technical jargon per slide
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued CRM suite.
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