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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour memo on civil rights will be drafted by a recursive loop.
Deep state apprentice, drafting memos while the boss sleeps.
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Policy writing without the human bias.
bzzt.you▸ LEGISLATELOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters legislative intent through predictive models
You draft legislation, write policy memos, and monitor intelligence updates for your senator. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, unwritten political motivations behind a seemingly neutral staff report.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest all intelligence briefs to extract the relevant policy points.
Month 4
Generative models produce legislative language that perfectly matches the Senator's voting record.
Month 8
An agent manages all incoming lobbyist queries with calibrated generic responses.
Month 13
A remote listening node captures every word in committee hearings for summary.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all legislative output directly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4
Memos written daily
120
Policy hours per bill
6
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of your exit.
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