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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaign promises are just hallucinations waiting for a better model.
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help!youAI▸ SENATORGPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
outperforms opposition in televised debates
Drafts performative legislation and attends endless committee hearings. Spends most waking hours fundraising from wealthy donors and polishing public soundbites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still shake hands with voters while lying to their faces.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Large language models begin drafting all legislative talking points and press releases automatically.
Month 5
Voice-cloning bots take over donor solicitation calls to increase contribution efficiency by ten-fold.
Month 12
Data models vote in committee based on donor metrics and polling trends without human input.
Year 2
Deepfake video avatars handle all public appearances, town halls, and media interviews seamlessly.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The incumbent is retired and replaced by a consolidated, multi-party legislative processing server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
42
Average donor calls per hour
3 percent
Bill reading depth
94 percent
Percentage of time posturing
Your severance
One lifetime pension and a lucrative lobbyist contact list.
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