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Will AI replace Senate Staffer jobs? · Latest report #9szm4gi4
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour ability to ignore constituents is easily replicated by a basic script.
Professional ghostwriter for people who hate reading emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning partisan gridlock into pure efficiency.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEGIBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters incoming mail into digital circular files
You draft legislation, manage schedules, and curate public relations in a volatile political environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific art of smiling while listening to a lobbyist.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your calendar is handed to a smart scheduling agent.
Month 5
Language models now write your standard form letters.
Month 13
AI digests committee transcripts into one-page summaries.
Year 1.9
Bots handle all incoming email complaints automatically.
Year 3 · D-Day
The senator prefers the bot's tone to your own.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
8 cups
Average coffee consumption
400
Emails ignored daily
3 seconds
Legislation reading time
Your severance
A warm handshake and a cancelled health plan.
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