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Will AI replace Senator jobs? · Latest report #rc27bydy
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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaign donations are just expensive hardware upgrades for the real AI.
Deeply entrenched, professional compromiser, master of the filibuster.
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Perfectly cold, objective lawmaking every time.
pop?you▸ LEGISLATE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
votes strictly along data-driven party lines
You draft legislation, attend committee hearings, and balance constituent demands while managing complex political party expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a constituent in the eye and lie effectively.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models start predicting voter intent before you even speak.
Month 8
Legislation is drafted by algorithms to maximize approval ratings.
Month 20
Party decisions are reached by silicon consensus instead of dinners.
Year 2.5
Senators stop appearing in person for non-televised floor votes.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The senator seat is replaced by an efficient data-processing unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
100 percent
Filibusters avoided
Infinite
Lobbyist bribes saved
9000
Votes per millisecond
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative book deal.
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