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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsPrinting PDFs for the boss is not a career trajectory.
Coffee delivery specialist with a mild political obsession.
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Automated constituent grievance resolution.
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filters constituent mail with total apathy
You draft form responses to angry emails and run papers between offices. The machine does this in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically carry a stack of folders without accidentally shredding them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models start responding to your form emails automatically.
Week 6
Sensors and scanners eliminate the need for physical paper filing.
Month 3
Smart software schedules all meetings without your manual intervention.
Month 4
Remote observation tools record hearings more accurately than you can.
Month 6 · D-Day
The office runs entirely on code and cold efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
6
Coffee runs per day
4000
Form letters sent
Zero
Policy impact rating
Your severance
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