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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthManaging complex needs and Shakespeare with the patience of a saint.
Teacher of English, master of the IEP labyrinth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardised care for every unique struggle.
oof.youAI▸ PROVISION-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates teaching pace to student heart rate
You track student IEPs and teach English to kids who reject standard classrooms. Bureaucracy meets teenage chaos.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which student needs a walk rather than a worksheet right now.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map student engagement patterns during your English lessons.
Month 6
Language models write the IEP reports based on past data.
Month 15
Software automates the liaison between parents and the school office.
Year 2
AI-monitored tablets provide instant curriculum pacing for every student.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The machine handles the emotional load while you find new work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
18 hours
Paperwork hours per week
400 yearly
IEP updates logged
12 monthly
Crisis de-escalation events
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital calm-down audio tracks.
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