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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling creative decks to brands is just data entry with wine.
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delivers pitch decks before the client asks
You manage client relationships, oversee campaign strategy, and sell expensive creative pitch decks to nervous brand managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI models generate all client status update emails and project recaps.
Month 6
Vision models instantly create branded pitch decks based on campaign briefs.
Month 12
Voice agents handle routine client check-ins and scope management calls.
Month 18
Automated financial tracking replaces your manual Excel invoice chasing sessions.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous creative delivery engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
40 per week
Hours wasted in pitch feedback
800 pounds
Cost per slide in slide-deck
100 percent
Likelihood of client scope creep
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one artisan sourdough loaf.
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