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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou calculate risk, but your own career path is clearly uninsurable.
Expert in Excel formulas and existential dread about life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating life expectancy without needing coffee breaks.
blub.you▸ ACTUARYLOGIC PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
models entire economic collapse in seconds
You model long-term financial risk using massive datasets and complex spreadsheets to set insurance premiums for clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why their specific life choice was deemed statistically impossible.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts handle the ingestion and formatting of messy datasets.
Month 4
AI agents find the optimal parameters faster than your human brain.
Month 8
The software writes the executive summaries you spend days editing.
Month 13
Regulations change and the system updates its own internal logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire risk portfolio.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42
Spreadsheets per week
15
Cups of coffee
99%
Risk factor accuracy
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium risk software suite.
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