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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar invites are the most expensive background noise ever recorded.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the boss's schedule.
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filters your inbox into zero
You shuffle digital documents, manage complex scheduling, and process bureaucratic requests across various internal management platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise tone of passive-aggression in a middle manager's email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now filter your inbox faster than you read.
Month 3
Algorithms handle scheduling conflicts by checking availability instantly.
Month 9
Software routes all internal requests without needing your manual oversight.
Month 13
AI writes meeting minutes directly from recorded audio transcriptions.
Month 18 · D-Day
The administrative function is fully subsumed into the corporate core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Emails per hour
Excessive
Coffee consumption
118
Forms processed daily
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