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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex pivot tables into one very expensive error message.
Expert at turning raw data into questionable marketing narratives.
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Automated insights for quarterly vanity metrics
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recreates your slide decks in three seconds
You build attribution models and interpret dashboard noise. You convince clients that their ad spend actually matters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to secure a contract renewal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts handle the messy SQL cleaning and row sorting.
Month 5
Visualisation engines create your decks without human input.
Month 10
Algorithms learn your style of attribution logic and mimic it.
Month 15
A polite bot handles the 'why are numbers down' emails.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency disconnects your access and deletes your user account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 weekly
Pivot table churn
98 percent
Client confusion index
120 pages
Slide deck density
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a data visualization tool.
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