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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou bill six-minute increments while machines bill zero-second results.
Master of footnotes, caffeine, and losing sleep in Word.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cases before the court even opens.
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finds contradictions in a thousand pages instantly
Drafting endless motions and reviewing discovery documents for corporate clients until your eyes glaze over.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a partner is bluffing during a high-stakes negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI systems begin indexing every file you have ever touched.
Month 8
Standard templates now fill themselves out using past case data.
Month 15
The machine flags all relevant evidence while you sleep.
Month 21
Partners now prefer the AI brief because it never complains.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access card stops working before the morning coffee arrives.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
80 exhausted
Billable hours per week
4 cups
Coffee intake per brief
99 percent
Correction rate by partner
Your severance
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