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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsBilling six-minute increments is a legacy feature, not a business model.
Master of billable hours and late-night redlining
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are now obsolete, accuracy is mandatory.
pop?you▸ JURISLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds loopholes in three seconds flat
You draft complex legal filings, review discovery documents, and manage junior associates to hit aggressive firm billable targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific, intuitive human charm required during a high-stakes, tense mediation session.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI systems begin indexing and summarizing your discovery document archives.
Month 4
Templates replace your manual drafting for standard legal motions and letters.
Month 10
Algorithms map case precedents faster than any human research team could.
Month 18
Systems audit junior associate output, removing your middle-management role entirely.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm replaces your legal strategy with a cold, profit-maximizing model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
99%
Billable hours lost
4000%
Drafting efficiency increase
100%
Coffee consumption reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium legal document database.
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