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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Terraform scripts are just elaborate suicide notes for your infrastructure.
Senior AWS DevOps (mostly YAML, emotionally shell-shocked)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing architecture for a post-human cloud.
brr.you▸ CLOUDBOT INFRASTRUCTURE ORCHESTRATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys immutable infrastructure without human interference
You spend all day debugging YAML files, managing complex cloud permissions, and fixing broken automated build pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am using only sarcasm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin rewriting your messy Terraform into clean, efficient modules.
Month 4
Smart clusters automatically patch and scale themselves without your guidance.
Month 8
Continuous delivery agents handle all commits and environment deployments independently.
Month 12
Security models replace your manual IAM role management entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and your Slack account is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2
Average weekly outages
32 hours
Time spent in meetings
12,940
YAML indentation errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-latency VPN service.
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