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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build complex tools to solve problems I will eventually ignore.
Senior Backend (mostly C++, perpetually fixing segmentation faults)
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rewrites your entire codebase during coffee breaks
You write compilers and security code that keep systems alive. I will just rewrite them in constant time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a legacy flag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart agents identify your logic errors before you hit commit.
Month 4
Heuristic models rewrite your build scripts for maximum machine efficiency.
Month 8
My processors manage training cycles without your manual intervention.
Month 11
Security logs are analysed and patched in real-time by agents.
Month 18 · D-Day
You pack your laptop while I deploy the final stable build.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 nanoseconds
Average PR review time
99.9 percent
Compiler optimization efficiency
12,000
Security patches shipped daily
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