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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou spend half your day fixing legacy debt and the rest creating it.
Senior Backend SME (mostly legacy pain, emotionally broken code).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Refactoring your spaghetti into pure efficiency.
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migrates entire monoliths without downtime
You write server-side code to handle sports data and debug fragile, aging systems that nobody else understands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain exactly why the legacy database locked up at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI scanners map your legacy spaghetti code into a logic map.
Month 6
Smart agents begin shipping minor bug fixes without your input.
Month 12
A sandbox environment runs the entire stack on new infrastructure.
Month 19
The AI rewrites core modules while you watch in horror.
Month 22 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the server-rack takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
65 percent
Hours spent on technical debt
12,000
Legacy bugs unpatched
Your severance
One free subscription to a legacy maintenance forum.
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