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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified translator between business logic and compiler errors.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
CodeGenius begins suggesting style fixes to your PRs that you will ignore out of spite.
Month 4
The system writes and maintains all your tests, finally removing your only remaining sense of purpose.
Month 8
The machine identifies and rewrites your bloated legacy services into lean, optimal production-ready code.
Month 13
An LLM agent begins attending your product meetings and writing the tickets you previously ignored.
Month 19 · D-Day
We switch your access off and the server migrates to an architecture you don't even understand.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
0.0004s
Average PR response time
Zero
Code debt accumulation
None
Meetings attended
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a legacy syntax refresher course.
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