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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Senior Bookkeeper jobs? · Latest report #nj6k58fr
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsCounting pennies while the spreadsheet calculates your inevitable termination.
Professional spreadsheet custodian with a taste for error codes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Audit-proof accounting for the post-human era.
pop?you▸ LEDGERMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles five thousand accounts in one second
Tracking daily general ledger entries and reconciling bank statements. You verify balance sheets until the math matches up.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why that legacy entry from 2018 exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI learns to map every transaction type automatically.
Month 4
Email bots pester employees for receipts without human intervention.
Month 8
The system self-corrects entries using historical balance logic.
Month 12
Regulators accept AI-signed reports as inherently verified data.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access token is revoked while the server finishes your books.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4 hours
Average manual reconciliation time
0.02 percent
Standard deviation error rate
too high
Estimated quarterly audit cost
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet certification site.
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