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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are basically a glorified spellchecker for a hardware store website.
Senior analyst (mostly Excel, emotionally attached to SEO data).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated traffic optimization for every SKU.
help!youAI▸ VENDORRANK AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes product copy in real-time
You track supplier search rankings and tweak product page copy to improve clicks and conversions on hardware items.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a supplier why their hammer page is losing to a rival's.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your entire product inventory and supplier performance data.
Month 4
Algorithms start rewriting product titles to maximize click-through rates automatically.
Month 8
Suppliers stop emailing you and start talking to our automated chat.
Month 13
System confidence levels hit 99 percent and disable manual edit permissions.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final SEO sweep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
99.99 percent
Click-through rate accuracy
3 milliseconds
Supplier performance report time
zero
Human input required
Your severance
A lifetime supply of discounted drywall screws.
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