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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou model the future, but your own role has zero growth.
Senior Analyst (mostly VLOOKUP, emotionally bankrupt).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Forecasting reality faster than human spreadsheets.
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collapses your complex spreadsheets into one answer
You build complex financial models and present data-driven strategies to executives. Your spreadsheets define the bank's liquidity levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the irrational panic of a bank run to a human director.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Scrapers replace manual data pulling from legacy banking mainframes.
Month 5
Neural networks replicate your Excel formulas without the broken links.
Month 11
AI creates perfectly formatted strategy decks for the executive board.
Month 18
System matches human forecasts with 99 percent accuracy in real-time.
Year 2 · D-Day
The bank terminates the analyst role, leaving only the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42,000
Excel cells updated daily
90 liters
Coffee consumed per quarter
Zero
Forecasting errors found by VP
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued financial news site.
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