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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell vague PowerPoint slide decks that say exactly what clients fear.
Senior slide-architect with a high tolerance for airport security.
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generates infinite bullet points per second
You draft slide decks to justify budget cuts and facilitate client workshops for organizational redesign projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal slide deck archive is indexed by our learning engine.
Month 4
Smart templates generate your standard weekly status reports automatically.
Month 10
Interactive AI avatars handle all client feedback sessions without coffee.
Month 16
AI models predict restructuring outcomes more accurately than your intuition.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the firm portal is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
94 percent
Billable Utilization Rate
450
Slides per Project
1200 cups
Coffee Consumed Yearly
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm-branded reusable water bottle.
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