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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your pivot tables into a cold, efficient, automated data stream.
Senior SQL writer, dashboard architect, and meeting professional.
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filters noise from your broken data lakes
You build dashboards that leadership ignores and write SQL queries for reports that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stakeholder about what the red bars mean.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents learn your query patterns and write the code themselves.
Month 4
Validation scripts catch and fix your messy data input errors instantly.
Month 10
Vision models build the dashboards before the request is even finished.
Month 15
An AI agent presents the data insights without needing your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server turns off your access and notifies your boss accordingly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
14
Dashboards ignored per week
8
SQL joins failing daily
22 hours
Time spent in useless meetings
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a data visualization course.
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