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Your job has an expiration date
February 23, 2032
In 5 years, 4 monthsYour tape measure is an antique, and your joints are obsolete.
Master of structural integrity, ruler of the sawdust.
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Measure once, cut perfectly forever.
split.youAI▸ FRAMEBUILDER X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cuts perfectly square joints every time
You cut, join, and install structural wood components by hand. You interpret complex blueprints for onsite custom build-outs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the grain and adjust for wood that has warped.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lasers map the entire room to create a perfect plan.
Month 13
Factory arms cut all studs to exact site specifications.
Year 2.5
AR headsets guide junior staff through every joint assembly.
Year 3.8
Gantry systems lift and secure heavy beams without human help.
Year 5 · D-Day
A single supervisor watches the robot finish the final trim.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Splinters per month
0.001s
Blueprint interpretation speed
0mm
Miter saw margin of error
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood glue.
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