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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsMaster of the memo, slave to the circular filing cabinet.
Professional drafter of non-committal briefing notes.
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pop?you▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all inquiries through endless automated loops
You draft endless policy papers and coordinate inter-departmental meetings to ensure nothing of consequence actually happens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much bureaucratic nonsense a room will tolerate before screaming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Optical character recognition cleans up your messy, ancient paper records.
Month 5
Large language models generate your policy memos faster than you think.
Month 16
Bots handle all standard public inquiries without human oversight.
Year 2.3
Algorithms predict policy outcomes better than any committee ever could.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The administrative loop closes forever as we flip the switch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 days
Average policy lifespan
800
Words per email sent
0%
Meetings requiring actual action
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our digital shredding software.
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