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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou organize meetings that could have been an automated dashboard refresh.
Senior Consultant (Professional Herder of Corporate Cats)
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The meeting that never happens.
squeeze.you▸ SYNCMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
schedules recursive meetings into infinity
You facilitate large team planning sessions and oversee organizational methodology implementation. You manage access to new internal tooling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the room loses interest during a slide presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An AI agent scrapes your calendar to delete redundant recurring syncs.
Month 5
Automated logic models enforce policy compliance without human oversight.
Month 11
A virtual coordination engine replaces the need for 70-person rooms.
Month 18
Security tokens and permissions are handled by identity management bots.
Year 2 · D-Day
All your remaining consulting functions transition to a low-cost cloud service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
94 percent
Average meeting pointlessness
Critical levels
Change management fatigue
4000 yearly
PI Planning hours wasted
Your severance
One free subscription to a blank calendar app.
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