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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour witty headlines are just patterns waiting for a better algorithm.
Master of puns and professional pitch-deck embellisher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite concepts without the expensive lunch breaks.
pop?you▸ COPYGENIUS V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 400 taglines before you pour coffee
You write ad copy and develop creative concepts for brands. Your day is spent pitching ideas and revising drafts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually tell the client why their 'viral' idea will be a disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your past work to mimic your tone.
Week 12
Software generates first drafts of copy for every campaign.
Month 5
Systems automatically apply client revisions based on historical data.
Month 8
Automated tools suggest campaign strategies that perform better than yours.
Month 13 · D-Day
The agency cancels your contract as the software needs no human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
2,500 words
Average word count daily
65 percent
Time spent in revisions
4 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic thesaurus app.
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