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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour salary is the most expensive variable in your quarterly spreadsheet.
Professional deck-shuffler and master of the vague pivot.
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Decisions without the expensive human baggage.
split.youAI▸ CEO-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly layoffs with perfect cold efficiency
You shuffle decks to justify existence while pretending 100 people are following a cohesive strategic vision.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific social theatre required to trick board members into smiling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Financial dashboards now flag your department's inefficiency automatically.
Month 5
A model generates your strategy slides based on raw market data.
Month 13
Lower-level staff take instructions directly from the central model.
Year 2.2
The AI records messages that feel more human than your speeches.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The office closes and the algorithm runs the company solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
28 hours/week
Average time in pointless meetings
42
Direct reports you cannot name
88%
Percentage of work just emails
Your severance
One LinkedIn endorsement and a generic template apology.
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