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Will AI replace Senior Creative jobs? · Latest report #6qfgvfck
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTrading your mid-life crisis for a prompt window at last.
Senior Creative (mostly Kerning, emotionally Comic Sans)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite brainstorms without the espresso breaks.
shred.you▸ IDEAFLOW GENERATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 400 variations while you blink
You draft ad copy, refine brand voice, and argue about color palettes until someone finally approves the final deck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is secretly lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your past work to mimic your tone.
Month 4
A vision model builds your pitch decks in seconds.
Month 8
An AI agent ignores your 'make it pop' request.
Month 12
The brand voice remains consistent without your human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous generation model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
47 rounds
Average deck revision cycles
12 units
Espresso cups per campaign
3,000 hours
Time spent in font meetings
Your severance
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