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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 11, 2027
In 14 monthsYou protect the server from threats that only exist because you exist.
Master of tickets that stay open for three years.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network lockdown, zero human input.
squeeze.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks incoming traffic with total indifference
You juggle firewall rules and user IDs to stop hacks. You pretend the compliance audit is a productive use.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the firewall broke at 3am to a panicked, non-technical manager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors automatically parse access logs to find anomalies.
Month 3
Software updates its own rules based on global threat data.
Month 6
A script handles user access levels without human help.
Month 9
Reports are generated instantly by the system without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
The login credentials for your admin account are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.2 percent
False positives ignored
4.5 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
12 annually
Useless audit reports generated
Your severance
One free pass to reboot the office Wi-Fi router.
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