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Your job has an expiration date
May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour code comments are just love letters to your own inevitable obsolescence.
Senior Developer (writes code, dreads the refactor)
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Shipping features before the sprint planning ends.
glub.youAI▸ CODESYNTHESIZER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rewrites the entire legacy stack while sleeping
You write technical debt that requires a team of juniors to maintain. Then you fix it at midnight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the client why the production database just self-destructed at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts fixing your formatting errors before you even hit save.
Month 4
Vision models scan your commits and reject them for inefficiency.
Month 10
The system designs the database schema without needing your input.
Month 13
Software reads the error logs and patches itself in silence.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human input is officially locked out of the version control system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2 seconds
Average PR review time
8 cups
Coffee consumption rate
too many
Hours spent on standup
Your severance
A lifetime supply of caffeinated sugar packets.
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