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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell air to aerospace firms while billing for your own expiration.
Senior consultant, certified in jargon and billable hour inflation.
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Billable efficiency without the corporate coffee breaks.
split.youAI▸ CONSULTANTBOT-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates ticket triage and generates fake feedback
You manage GSEP tickets and handle lifecycle support for complex aerospace contracts. You are essentially a human ticket router.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face during a difficult client steering committee meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle all incoming GSEP ticket routing automatically.
Month 5
Generative models produce all status reports and PowerPoint decks instantly.
Month 12
Algorithms predict project delays before you even notice them happening.
Month 16
Smart contracts adjust terms without human oversight or middle-man consulting.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client replaces your entire firm with a single dashboard interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.9% faster
GSEP ticket resolution
Instant
Slide deck generation
100% eliminated
Billable hour waste
Your severance
One free pass to use the office printer forever.
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