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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom modules are just technical debt in a trench coat.
Still dreaming in Twig templates and PHP 7.4.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spaghetti code into static sites.
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deprecates your custom modules automatically
You spend all day wrestling with Symfony components, drush commands, and bloated content types for ungrateful marketing managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the site crashes when the cache clears.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI cleaners identify and strip out your redundant custom code snippets.
Month 3
Neural nets automatically map your requirements to standardized open-source components.
Month 6
The site architecture shifts to static generation to eliminate runtime overhead.
Month 12
Autonomous agents rewrite your database schema without requiring a human hand.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server turns off your access and promotes itself to lead architect.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2 cups
Coffee per deploy
65 percent
Time spent in git merge hell
too many
Vulnerability count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the error log.
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