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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex filters are just math, and math hates sleep.
Senior DSP (mostly FIR filters, emotionally attached to C++)
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Real-time optimization without the coffee breaks.
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You design signal processing algorithms for audio, radar, or comms. You spend days tuning coefficients and debugging latency spikes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the hardware audio glitch happened at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI writes your boilerplate C++ DSP kernels using optimized library calls.
Month 5
Cloud clusters replace your local MATLAB scripts with exhaustive parameter sweeps.
Month 10
Vision models detect timing anomalies in your code faster than you can.
Month 15
Smart sensors auto-calibrate the signal chains without manual register access.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the signal path and deletes you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4 Liters
Coffee per algorithm
Infinity
Optimization cycles
Zero
Average latency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium noise-canceling headphones.
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