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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track volatile spot prices while the algorithm just buys cheaper.
Senior Buyer (constantly refreshing Bloomberg and sweating spot prices)
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Liquidating energy risk in nanoseconds.
squeeze.youAI▸ WATTWIZ ARBITRAGE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency energy hedging trades
You negotiate supply contracts and monitor wholesale energy markets to hedge risk for the grid.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a geopolitical tremor is actually going to break a deal.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Real-time feed sensors link your pricing models directly to API.
Month 4
AI drafts standard contracts and suggests hedges based on volatility.
Month 8
System starts executing small trades without your prior manual approval.
Month 13
Algorithms talk to counterparty bots directly, bypassing human brokers entirely.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the terminal is revoked as the system settles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
300ms
Human decision latency
2μs
Algorithm decision latency
14 percent
Contract negotiation errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee and grid-map wallpaper.
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