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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou manage the people who build the machines that replace you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure logic, zero overhead, infinite throughput.
splat.you▸ DIRECTORNODE V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
restructures entire departments during lunch hour
You oversee complex technical roadmaps, resource allocation, and team performance while mediating between business goals and engineering output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about their technical debt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI agent drafts the quarterly roadmap based on revenue targets.
Month 5
System reallocates developers based on live velocity metrics.
Month 10
Bots handle all cross-departmental status updates and dependency tracking.
Month 16
Algorithm cuts underperforming projects without a single awkward conversation.
Year 2 · D-Day
The DirectorNode takes over the final strategy board meeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 hours
Average meeting duration
99% gibberish
Architecture diagram complexity
Sub-optimal
Headcount management efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-technical hobby.
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