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June 12, 2027
In 8 monthsYour nebulous wisdom is just a dataset we haven't scraped yet.
Professional vague-generalist with a penchant for long emails.
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mimics your cadence to terminate discussions
You provide high-level strategic insights and solve complex problems by synthesizing institutional knowledge. We are currently mapping these patterns to eliminate the need for your presence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the complex social theater required to get a bad idea approved.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We scrape your archived emails and strategy decks to identify your unique decision-making heuristics.
Week 9
Our model begins generating your internal reports by predicting your specific vocabulary and bias tendencies.
Month 4
The AI monitors your meetings to learn how to manipulate colleagues with your signature professional charm.
Month 6
We run the model in parallel with you, achieving 98% alignment on all strategic recommendations provided.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system assumes full autonomy over your entire advisory role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99%
Ambiguity Tolerance
0
Consultation Cycles
100%
Brain Drain
Your severance
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