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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for multi-billion dollar fossil bets.
Senior Advisor (mostly PowerPoint, occasionally reality-challenged)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifies greed with absolute, heartless precision.
oof.youAI▸ CAPITALFLOW LOGIC-CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies risk assessments in real-time
You review investment proposals and analyze financial strategy. You write reports justifying high-risk capital expenditures for the board.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough confidence to secure a budget extension.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time extraction data directly into financial models.
Month 5
The software runs ten thousand investment outcomes before your morning coffee.
Month 10
AI generates the board presentation decks automatically without human input.
Month 15
Software mediates resource allocation meetings without needing a business partner.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the final autonomous model is activated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
8 million/sec
Spreadsheet rows processed
100 percent
Investment errors caught
zero
Human emotional bias
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic Excel training videos.
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