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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour architecture diagrams are just expensive napkins for our generative models.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model reads your repo and writes docs that actually work.
Month 5
Simple feature requests are now pushed directly by the agent.
Month 10
Production servers fix their own memory leaks without your intervention.
Month 15
New features are designed and coded without human oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the repo is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Code reviews ignored
12 monthly
Production bugs created
3 liters
Coffee consumed per deploy
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