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October 22, 2028
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning global data into shelf-ready apparel.
split.youAI▸ TRENDENGINE PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates assortment planning using real-time search data
You build massive seasonal product assortments and align product development teams to meet predicted future consumer fashion trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can argue with a designer about why a specific shade of neon isn't trending.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers catalog every social media look and purchase trend worldwide.
Month 6
Software replaces spreadsheets to calculate optimal SKU counts for seasons.
Month 12
3D fashion models replace physical samples and human design critiques.
Month 16
Supply chain bots adjust production volumes based on real-time demand.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the machine autonomously ships the collection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
24 percent
Assortment accuracy delta
800 yearly
Meetings about future meetings
Very few
Trends accurately predicted
Your severance
A lifetime discount on gear that is already obsolete.
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