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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsA lot of effort to make internet money go slightly faster.
Senior Go Engineer (mostly channels, perpetually debugging pointers)
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Perfect concurrency without the human overhead.
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optimizes concurrent pipelines without locking
Writes concurrent services in Go and maintains blockchain indexers. Debugs memory leaks and optimizes low-latency data pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent enforces strict code style and identifies common bugs.
Month 4
Machine learning models rewrite legacy Go code for maximum throughput.
Month 8
System automatically pushes code to mainnet after passing synthetic tests.
Month 13
Self-healing scripts detect and patch runtime errors before they crash.
Month 19 · D-Day
The Go runtime is entirely managed by our autonomous server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
10 million
Goroutines per second
Zero
Hours spent refactoring
99.9999%
Uptime percentage
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-blockchain startup.
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