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Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour legal wisdom is just a slow, expensive predictive text model.
Senior legal mind (loves drafting, hates the actual people)
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Policy writing without the pesky human bias.
ow.youAI▸ LEXIGOV 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
terminates employment contracts with perfect legal syntax
You draft complex government policy and provide legal counsel. You also handle internal division management and HR disputes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a government officer is about to lie in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scanners ingest every policy and agreement you have ever drafted.
Month 4
Real-time legal sentiment analysis replaces your verbal advice in meetings.
Month 10
Sensors and text analysis handle all internal personnel disputes automatically.
Month 16
AI agents manage discovery and file all court motions directly.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access cards are deactivated as the system assumes full authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12 percent
Human error rate
400 plus
Meetings endured annually
Slow
Policy drafting speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal-logic software suite.
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