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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning complex public policy into unread slide decks since 2012.
Master of the fifteen-slide strategy pivot.
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Policy writing without the lunch breaks.
stretchy.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates plausible policy justifications in seconds
You draft white papers and strategy documents that nobody reads to justify existing department budgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a minister stops listening to your presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents extract departmental KPIs directly from existing spreadsheets.
Month 6
Generative models produce corporate decks without the human need for coffee.
Month 12
Virtual personas simulate meeting feedback to save your precious time.
Month 16
Algorithms write policy papers that perfectly mirror the current administration's tone.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-governing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Slide decks produced annually
0.4
Pages of reports actually read
12%
Stakeholder alignment percentage
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one complimentary stationary kit.
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