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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour rock samples are just data points awaiting a more efficient cruncher.
Senior Government Geoscientist (Professional map-maker and rock whisperer)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the earth without the paperwork.
squeeze.youAI▸ GEOPREDICTOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
models tectonic shifts before they happen
You interpret seismic data and map subsurface minerals. You write reports for policymakers who rarely read them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still distinguish a genuine geological anomaly from a sensor calibration error by smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors stream seismic data directly into our server cluster.
Month 5
Vision models identify rock features faster than human eyes.
Month 13
AI generates policy briefs using real-time subsurface analytics.
Year 1.9
Custom drill rigs collect and log cores without human help.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Government shuts down the human office permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
2190 cups
Coffee consumed while staring at borelogs
4500 hours
Hours spent waiting for lab assays
112 reports
Policy documents ignored by superiors
Your severance
One geology hammer and a lifetime subscription to gravel.
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