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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just automating yourself out of a job, keep going.
Senior Engineer (expert in YAML, allergic to actual production)
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Infrastructure as code, written by the code.
nom.you▸ INFRASCRIPT-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys production clusters without a pull request
You build clusters and maintain development environments while obsessing over integration patterns for internal developer toolchains.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy cluster broke at 3am for no reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin rewriting your messy configuration files automatically.
Month 4
Smart clusters monitor and fix their own resource allocation.
Month 8
Pipelines resolve their own dependency conflicts without human intervention.
Month 13
Robotic controllers enforce compliance without requiring your manual oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the system manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
99.99%
Uptime vanity metrics
8 hours
Time spent in meetings
12,400
YAML files written
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated cluster debugger.
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