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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour billable hours are just data points waiting to be pruned.
Senior Associate (Expert in GDPR, tired of boilerplate)
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Generating litigation-ready contracts at light speed.
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You draft software license agreements and litigate data privacy breaches for corporate clients. Your value is shrinking hourly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which clauses will offend a specific German judge's temperament.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized templates replace your manual drafting of NDAs and licenses.
Month 5
AI models scan millions of emails faster than your entire team.
Month 13
Clients prefer automated advisory bots for basic regulatory risk checks.
Year 1.9
Partners realize they only need one human to sign the machine output.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the firm's document management system is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 97%
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