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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Senior IT Lead jobs? · Latest report #y9385u52
Your job has an expiration date
May 29, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Jira tickets are already ghosting you in advance.
Still troubleshooting the printer because management says so.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last ticket you will ever close.
shred.you▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every critical vulnerability before you notice
You spend your day managing server uptime, troubleshooting end-user connectivity, and explaining why the Wi-Fi is actually fine.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a user is lying about having restarted their computer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-closing tickets by sending polite automated troubleshooting guides.
Month 4
Smart software identifies and applies patches without needing your oversight.
Month 8
Sensors detect hardware failures and trigger automated failovers instantly.
Month 13
Automated deployment kiosks replace your manual laptop imaging process.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system gains full autonomy; your credentials are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
Instantaneous
Ticket resolution speed
Negligible
Coffee consumption
99.999 percent
Uptime consistency
Your severance
One legacy server rack and a broken mechanical keyboard.
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