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Will AI replace Senior IT Support Engineer jobs? · Latest report #jk7w2hfw
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your tickets into permanent closed states, one click at a time.
Senior IT Support (mostly Jira, emotionally done)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticket resolution with zero human sass.
squeeze.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes user complaints before they start typing
You spend all day resetting passwords, troubleshooting printer drivers, and closing Jira tickets that users refuse to read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact frustration level of a user by their keyboard typing speed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorises every ticket and auto-replies with the correct fix.
Month 4
Self-service bots handle every credential reset without human intervention.
Month 8
Deployment tools push patches silently across the entire office network.
Month 13
Internal logs feed into a model that patches errors before reporting.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server room is fully autonomous, and you are finally obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.0001 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero units
Coffee consumption
100 percent
Users ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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