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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou build complex observability tools to track your own eventual replacement.
Senior Java Architect (expert in StackOverflow-driven development)
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI generators start writing your tedious API controller code for you.
Month 3
The AI monitors its own health better than your custom dashboard.
Month 7
Smart agents resolve your Maven conflicts without breaking the build.
Month 11
The system migrates your legacy Java logic into clean cloud functions.
Month 16 · D-Day
The repository merges your last commit and closes your access permanently.
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