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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly better placement in the spirits aisle.
Professional lunch-haver and distributor wrangler.
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Optimizing spirit sales with cold, calculated efficiency.
split.you▸ BOOZEBROKER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly whiskey sales reports
You manage distributor relationships and beg grocery chains for better shelf space and end-cap displays for liquor brands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a buyer in the eye while lying about sales projections.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software tracks inventory and orders instead of your spreadsheets.
Month 5
Algorithms handle slotting fee negotiations based on real-time sales.
Month 10
AI chatbots manage small talk with distributor middle-managers.
Month 20
Computer vision cameras in stores report shelf compliance instantly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire distribution loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 Gallons
Quarterly Pints Spilled
112 Yearly
Meaningless Relationship Dinners
Minus 14%
Shelf Space Efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of warm, flat beer.
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