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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 20, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is the only law you currently obey, but not for long.
Expert in high-velocity fluffy payload deployment
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Precision ballistics for non-predatory wildlife
help!you▸ MARSUPIAL-LAUNCH-SYSTEM-V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates trajectory for maximum marsupial comfort
You launch marsupials into containment zones. You manage landing trajectories and ensure compliance with sanctuary safety standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a koala's mood from twenty feet away by the flick of an ear.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking your manual launch angles to build a comprehensive flight data library.
Month 10
Vision-guided robotic arms take over the delicate task of securing the koala payloads.
Year 1.9
Software-driven pressure regulation replaces your manual trigger pulls for consistent, safe velocities.
Year 3
The system adjusts to wind gusts in real-time, eliminating the need for human flight intuition.
Year 4 · D-Day
The gantry assumes full control, rendering human handling of sentient cargo completely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98.2%
Launch Accuracy
High
Koala Resistance
3.2s
Average Flight Time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of eucalyptus leaves and silence
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